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The Candidate When sly Jemmy Twitcher had smugged up his face With a lick of court whitewash and pious grimace , A-wooing he went , where three sisters of old In harmless society guttle and scold . ' Lord ! Sister , ' says Physic to Law , ' I declare Such a sheep-biting look , such a pick-pocket air , Not I , for the Indies ! you know I'm no prude ; But his nose is a shame and his eyes are so lewd ! Then he shambles and straddles so oddly , I fear — No ; at our time of life , 'twould be silly , my dear . ' ' I don't know , ' says Law , ' now methinks , for his look , 'Tis just like the picture in Rochester's book . But his character , Phyzzy , his morals , his life ; When she died , I can't tell , but he once had a wife . ' They say he's no Christian , loves drinking and whoring , And all the town rings of his swearing and roaring , His lying and filching , and Newgate-bird tricks : — Not I , — for a coronet , chariot and six . ' Divinity heard , between waking and dozing , Her sisters denying and Jemmy proposing ; From dinner she rose with her bumper in hand , She stroked up her belly and stroked down her band . ' What a pother is here about wenching and roaring ! Why David loved catches and Solomon whoring . Did not Israel filch from the Egyptians of old Their jewels of silver and jewels of gold ? The prophet of Bethel , we read , told a lie ; He drinks : so did Noah ; he swears : so do I . To refuse him for such peccadillos were odd ; Besides , he repents , and he talks about God . ' Never hang down your head , you poor penitent elf ! Come , buss me , I'll be Mrs Twitcher myself . Damn ye both for a couple of Puritan bitches ! He's Christian enough that repents and that stitches . '